A limited edition of 10 (7 available). Sold to the Museum Boijmans van Beuningen.
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DESIGN: RIP IT UP / BAS VAN BEEK
If you can get someone to describe you as ‘like a kind of Naomi Klein of design’ then somewhere the provocation is hitting the spot. Bas Van Beek rails against the lack of democracy in design, and in elevating mediocrity and ripping-off rip-offs, he gives humour a handshake.
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HET OUDE RAADHUIS IN LEERDAM
National Glass Museum Leerdam
"Another world. Another time. In the Age of Wonder.” Thus starts Jim Henson’s 1982 Fantasy flick The Dark Crystal, immaculate production design from the pre-CGI era. It is Reagan-era politico-social commentary of the first order. It is of especial import today as the conservative era enters its fourth decade, unless otherwise averted.
The film tells a tale about two species that were once one, the evil Skekis, vulture-like creatures sucking the life out of the planets inhabitants, in control of the police, crab-like creatures named Garthim. They have their own CIA, Crystal-bats, flying surveillance cameras that provide a live feed to the castle from what is happening in society. The good Mystics in harmony with their surroundings only in need of the bare essentials are involved in vague rituals. While two Skeksis are battling over the throne trying to split a rock with a big sword: ‘Trial by Stone’ (the inverted tale is that of King Arthur pulling one out of a rock); the loser of the game is stripped of his decadent belongings. Evil here is portrayed by an elitist society that is at the peak of its decadence, protecting it by any means necessary, while knowing it will all be over soon. The centre of it all is a throne that has quite some similarities with Mr Laarman’s Bone Chair.
I’m not stating it is the ultimate symbol of an evil diabolical society, though I am tempted to do so. The Skeksis throne has an organic aesthetic referring to all the creatures they sucked the life out of, turning them into servants, the moment you see it you know it is evil, no question about it. One of the wonders of production design in comparison to product design is that Styrofoam can be turned into basically anything, rock, steel, timber and yes bones. After sculpting a layer of plaster, paint does the rest. An under-constructed reality made for the illusion of film. What you see is what you won’t get (WYSIWYWG). In product design we see the quality in the honest use of material and form, no one can deny this shifted towards imagery that does well in magazines. Or as Mr Baudrillard puts it so well ‘ Simulacra’, not a copy of the real but a truth in its own right.
The Bone Chair gives the illusion of a shape solely generated by the computer, the reality is that the parameters that are set come out of Mr Laarman’s own aesthetic spasm, therefore making the use of the computer completely obsolete. It merely serves as an effective Radio Shack sales pitch. The use of aluminium in his design suggests by the use of his ‘program’ that material is only used for the structure where it is needed, If this was the case oddly enough Charles and Ray Eames succeeded in doing exactly that 57 year ago using a fraction of the material Mr Laarman is using (rough estimate would be 1%) without the use of a computer. Besides that they brought their design to the masses instead of the decadent few, say the Skekis that are living in our present society preying upon bourgeois kitsch.
The WYSIWYWG for the bone chair still holds with the difference that the conditions that apply are inverted, an over-constructed reality made for the escapistic sphere of the interior; with the same result.
There is a prophecy though; a Gelfling will come to heal the Dark Crystal, curing the world from ornamentalists (Skeksis) and hippies (Mystics). By plugging the missing shard back into the crystal the two species are merged into a supreme being, the palace rids itself from the organic bone structure, The painted plaster skin literally falls of exposing a transparent crystalline shape Bruno Taut would be jealous of; bringing back balance to the planet…force (Frank Oz was the co director on this project). The Garthim police falls apart, revealing there is nothing inside the exoskeleton but air.
One could say this already happened in contemporary architecture, the ‘discovery’ of the computer in the early 90s resulted in a lot of blob-like shapes simply for the sake of ‘new’ form. Looking new and contemporary but far more expensive to build than conventional constructivist structures. Architects found a new way to complain about the old ways of construction. In retrospect we are lucky that only a fraction of this ‘Architect sitting behind his 400 MHz computer moving the mouse with his hand and the table with his hard on, ecstatic by the Maya interface’ masturbation was built. There is a realm for these porno graphical outbursts now, it is called Second Life, and the good thing about it is that you do not need to be an architect or a designer at all.
The Gelfling came to the sphere of architecture freeing it from its organic doctrine exposing Herzog and de Meuron as the new contemporaries (Gregg Lynn who?). Their structures are WYSIWYG using the computer as a tool instead of a high tech Rotring pen.
Mr. Henson addressed some political issues in his film through the use of production design. One could do the same if you address the political sphere through product design. You can make similar categorizations or rather expose the strategy contemporary designers have chosen, left, right, (social) democratic, (neo) conservative, liberal, fill in the dots yourself since I am namedropping too much as it is. The Crystal bats showed us there are other forces to take into account, widely accepted authorities controlled by Big Brother that legitimizes the current Dutch Design sphere. Infiltration and manipulation is in the hands of Lidewij Edelkoort. Time will learn if she too like the Garthim will be exposed as an empty shell.
It took 1000 years for the Gelfling to come and fulfill the prophecy in Jim Henson’s world, 10 in Architecture, let’s make it 5 for Design.
This subjectivism can de defined as the view of the architect as a godlike creator that lords it over the disenfranchised world of materials and forms. Against this architectural despotism, van Beek is firmly on the side of the ‘Republic of Forms’. He takes the totality of forms as an autonomous sphere and purposely allows his artistic work to operate within its confines. By not treating materials and forms as merely the receiving end of the objectifying imagination he emancipates them. By reworking the quotidian, he reinvests it with its own legitimacy..
When you enter Rotterdam you find yourself driving through a 'sampler' of late 20th and early 21st century architecture. But not only that. The international port city of Rotterdam is also the home port of a vibrant creative industry. In addition to world-famous firms of architects - Rem Koolhaas’s OMA, West 8 with Adriaan Geuze and the MVRDV collective – you will also find the Netherlands Architecture Institute (NAi), with an architecture biennial, here. Art colleges such as the Willem de Kooning Academy, art and design courses, the Berlage Institute and the drama courses offered by Codarts have created a good artistic climate to soak up and work in after graduation too. With a multicultural, relatively young population, Rotterdam is also European Youth Capital in 2009.
Designers of international renown, such as Hella Jongerius and Richard Hutten, chose former warehouses for their studios and bases. Fashion designer Marlies Dekkers has her headquarters in Rotterdam. The industrial design agency WAACs Design & Consultancy played an instrumental role in the Senseo, an ingenious coffee machine developed by Philips and coffee producer Douwe Egberts. The work of industrial designer Huibert Groenendijk includes the water taxi, which provides a fast solution to crossing the Maas.
The necessary graphic designers, Studio Dumbar in particular, and multimedia-designers are also active in the city on the Maas. Visual artist/designer Joep van Lieshout even established his own free state, AVL-Ville, with his shocking creations, albeit within Rotterdam’s city boundaries.
Anyone who creates (or not) also wants to experience top-notch enjoyment. When it comes to entertainment, Rotterdam has plenty to offer: the famous International Film Festival Rotterdam, North Sea Jazz Festival, Gergiev Festival, Art Rotterdam and the design events 100% Design and Object Rotterdam, in addition to a Rotterdam Design Prize. In the Museumkwartier (museum district), you can find the Museum Boijmans van Beuningen, NAi, Chabot Museum, Rem Koolhaas’s Kunsthal and the modernist monument Villa Sonneveld, all just a stone’s throw from each other.
Added to this, a wide range of events, including the Rotterdam Marathon, Museum Night, the fantastic, multicultural Summer Festival, Formula 1 demonstration drives and the Red Bull Air Race, draw great crowds to Rotterdam. And not forgetting the football clubs, such as Feyenoord, Sparta and Excelsior.
Rotterdam’s ambience as the gateway to the world is tangible in Hotel New York, from where ships of the Holland America Line once set off for the New World. It comes as no surprise that the hotel and restaurant have a pleasant, Rotterdam no-nonsense recalcitrance about them. In the immediate vicinity, you can also find the Photography Museum, housed in the Las Palmas building.
The position Milan occupies for furniture design and Turin for industrial design is comparable to that enjoyed by Rotterdam. Product design not only serves as an expression of lifestyle, but also as a catalyst for innovation, in keeping with Rotterdam’s dynamism.
In the past ten years, the Netherlands has put itself on the world design map, with Droog Design and the many associated designers. There is also two-way traffic between Italy and the Netherlands. Two years ago, for instance, the big Italian furniture brand B&B Italia took a 50% stake in the avant garde design label Moooi, the brainchild of top designer and entrepreneur Marcel Wanders. Moooi presents designs by Bertjan Pot, Jurgen Bey, Joep van Lieshout and Maarten Baas. The latter is famous – or infamous ? – for the deliberately torched furniture he makes for the New York design gallery Moss.
With a host of Dutch and international designers (Jaime Hayon for example), the Rotterdam design gallery Vivid profiles itself as an exhibition space cum platform for designers and public. In the past, Vivid has successfully taken part in leading design fairs in New York, Miami and Basel.
For Casa Rotterdam, which seeks to display Italian ‘designo’ in combination with designs from other countries, Vivid made a representative selection from work by fifteen Rotterdam-based designers.
Jurgen Bey operates on the interface of interior, architecture and design and is not scared to experiment. He makes chairs which seem to melt into each other, introvert armchairs for an insurance company or a tree-trunk bench. Every one an icon of Dutch Design.
His playful furniture and products – such as the two-handled Domoor mug - made Richard Hutten “big in Japan”, a status he manages to qualify with his Rotterdam level-headedness.
With her furniture for such design producers as the Swiss Vitra and consumer ceramics for IKEA and the Frisian Royal Tichelaar, Hella Jongerius links the concept with elegant, appealing styling in her Rotterdam ‘Designlab’.
With their graduation project, a computer-aided version of a baroque table, the Cinderella, Demakersvan (Jeroen Verhoeven, Joep Verhoeven and Judith de Graauw) shot to fame, with their table ending up in the New York Museum of Modern Art.
Only recently, the same thing happened to the Slovak designer Tomás Gabzdil with his Bee Vase. After studying at the Design Academy, Gabzdil set up his studio in Rotterdam. So too the Japanese-German design duo Kuniko Maeda/Mario Minale with their minimalist furniture pieces.
The testing of materials in terms of the strength of carbon fibres inspired Bertjan Pot to create ultra light and transparent furniture, the Carbon Copy Chairs, produced by Moooi.
Rotterdam’s Wieki Somers makes a wide variety of products, balancing between common sense and intuition. A vase appears to bud like a sprig of blossom whilst a porcelain teapot has the shape of a boar’s skull, kept warm by rat fur.
Joris Laarman added an unprecedented decorative twist to the prosaic central heating radiator with a meandering curl. Chris Kabel reduces objects to a basic form, as in his Shady Lace - a parasol with a lacy, foliage canopy.
In addition to his anarchic art projects, Joep van Lieshout makes sturdy seating and has provided many a Dutch museum with colourful plastic lavatory cubicles.
For more than twenty years, Vincent de Rijk has had his studio in Rotterdam. His oeuvre extends from modest ceramic forms to ingenious cupboards, both based on a modular approach. Bas van Beek presents himself with cheeky ceramics, in which he re-interprets existing vases. Frank Bruggeman paints his sturdy furniture in the same signature colour, blue. Christien Meindertsma, finally, focuses her conceptual design studies on animals, such as pigs and sheep.
All of these international designers come from Rotterdam or thereabouts.
Vivid often exhibits new work by them, varying from unique pieces to furniture made for the furniture industry.
Chris Reinewald, design publicist Items and Het Financieele Dagblad.
The man can do it all. With his signature embryo design, he has been able to use his talent to create modern interiors, watches, furniture, bottle openers and clothing. Oh right, I forgot to mention cars and airplanes.
The nestor of neo-Christian design.
Making the world a better place through design. In complete denail of current affairs, designing 'pretty-things' to use in combination with subscription drugs, Prozac or Valium or both.
News, updates and commentary from Scott Burnham, Curator for Droog Design Urban Play, Creative Director of the 2009 Montreal Biennale, writer, lecturer, and all around good guy.
Reports from Bruxelles -This text describes the mutual interest between Sico Carlier and Bas van Beek. The possibility of collaborating in this amazing project.
interview by Gabrielle Kennedy
Bas van Beek, one of Dutch design’s harshest critics, calls the current state of the industry “a circus,” and “a petit bourgeois farce.” Elitist and anti-democratic, he labels most people involved a moron or an idiot and sees the solution in harsher and more independent criticism.
Dutch design is, according to Bas van Beek, stagnant. Not for want of better talent with brighter ideas, but because the industry is emasculated by it’s own anti-intellectual mentality.
The same names, the same references and an output of work that leaves the same grin on the mostly uncritical critic. It’s all gone on for too long.
Van Beek’s point is that the big name Dutch designers are doing nothing original. Rather, they are designing for a bourgeois mentality that itself is hankering for a long-lost era that was decorated with pretty things.
“Designers are fully aware of this new market of wealthy people who desire such status symbols,” he says. “It’s made up mostly of middle-aged women who wanted to be artistic and had ambitions to paint, but gave up to have children … now they want to buy the objects of designers like Hella Jongerius, but what they actually want to buy is her fabricated identity.”
Van Beek’s beef with this is the impact it has on a designer’s work. “It’s such a specific ‘creative’ aesthetic,” he says. “Of course they are all just catering to a market demand, and then pretending they are doing high design. It’s ridiculous.”
And what worsens the predicament is Van Beek’s other pet peeve, the dismal state of intellectual discourse that should be but isn’t harnessing and challenging Dutch design. “It’s full of morons,” is one of his more delicate descriptive statements.
Like in architecture and literature, design can be a prism through which ideas are argued, realized and critiqued. “But architects are much smarter,” he says. “There are a lot of people in that field studying independently of the big firms who can talk and write freely. Design really misses that.”
Design discourse, Van Beek says, moves to the background as whatever trend comes into play. “And right now it is star designers and limited editions,” he says. “The subjective value of the trend is more important than the objective values of the actual products.”
Of the Dutch, Van Beek enjoys the work of Dick van Hoff and the product and packaging design created at Unilever. Internationally, the work of the Bouroullec brothers interests him most.
Van Beek’s renegade stance runs deep. It’s no enfant terrible act for the sake of it. He graduated from the Willem de Kooning Academie in Rotterdam with a 3D scan of his own faeces. “It was a critique on computer generated architecture,” he explains. “Architects said they’d use it [computers] as a tool for new forms, but everyone knew that it was really their erection under their desks generating the shapes.
“So I decided to write down everything I ate for a day and then the following morning I generated architecture, which I scanned in three dimensionally so people could download it themselves.”
Unsurprisingly, the work caused a lot of fuss and it turned Van Beek off design. Instead, he spent a few years doing “a regular person’s job” behind a desk. But being regular was never going to pan out so with some caution he returned to design with some very basic but personal work that focused on pure ideas. “I created some physical objects out of basic concepts,” he says. The objects – chair and table - were bought by the Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen, a success that inspired him to start his anti-xenophobic, anti-elitist, highly democratic run with his first collection called “Rip-Offs,” which he followed up with “Prequels.”
The first series played around with six different versions of ten vases comprising known and (previously) unique pieces with parts that were interchangeable. Van Beek has described the results as being “Like the tragedy of a cover band.” After that, he moved back a few steps during a residency at the European Ceramic Work Center by creating hybrid forms out of his own moulds joined together with regular hobby moulds. This time, he says, he created “and elevated state of mediocrity.”
Van Beek remains bemused by much of the criticism that his approach to copying and appropriating has ignited. “They say I’m not original, but who really is?” he asks. “The ‘creative’ way to express it is to call it inspiration, but in the end it is the same thing.”
Using Hollywood as an analogy, Van Beek says all Dutch design does, and seems to understand, is romantic comedy. “But there are many more genres,” he says, “Thriller, documentary, drama, bad films and B-films ... I’m just trying to explore those genres. In Hollyood, all genres are accepted and all genres need serious critique to survive. It works like a self-cleansing apparatus.”
With a copy of “Disneyization of Society” sitting by his side, Van Beek continues: “It all comes back to the industry lacking any real and credible critique. There is so much censorship. It is all self-referential, incestuous, and packed with self-congratulations. Even when interesting lectures are organized, it is always the same people there with their same friends and industry people.”
Van Beek strikes down any suggestion that the industry isn't yet ripe for such open attack. “That’s complete nonsense,” he says. “We already had it in Visies op Vormgeving (Views on Design). In that [book] everyone ripped at everyone and had something open and honest to say. It was fantastic.”
Van Beek’s next series, Royal Rip Offs for the Nationaal Glasmuseum Leerdam celebrates all those facets of design he believes in like altering the existing production process rather then inventing a new one. He deplores the idea of setting up independent factories, which he says is nothing better than establishing more sweat shops, which are completely unnecessary given the system and set-ups that already exist.
The push for exclusivity, anti-mass production and limited editions are all, according to Van Beek, a type of neo-colonial exploitation. “Designers that obsess over this think that their approach can save the world, but really it is just this xenophobic longing for the past,” he says. “What my work shows is that you can use existing processes to generate new forms thus devaluing the limited edition.”
“But current Dutch design isn’t all rubbish,” Van Beek concludes magnanimously. “I do have hope.”
Bas Van Beek’s collection for Pols Potten comes out on April 19th.
His Royal Rip Offs exhibition opens in the Nationaal Glasmuseum Leerdam on Match 20.
NO LOGO
Like a kind of Naomi Klein of design Bas van Beek agitates against the present Dutch designscene. At exhibitions, in magazines appear always the same “big names”. The same “brands” that ask big prices for small designs. Smart marketingmechanisms push up the sales and disguish contentual poverty. With his Ripp off-vases Van Beek criticizes this practice. He copied a number of designvases by buying the originals and casting them . Also he bought vases at a fair which he casted as well. The “covers” cost 95 euros a piece so that - typically Dutch - a leveling effect appears: the designvases became cheaper, the vases from the fair more expensive . Van Beek emphasizes the imitation by carrying them out in black and white and the standard printer colors ( cyanide blue, magenta red and yellow). On top of that he finishes them roughly. In the tradition of Wim T. Schippers’ work for television Van Beek exploited
what he calls “ the power of failure”. The copied designers reacted usually as bitten at his action, but despite his criticism the serie also forms a tribute to the “duped”. Trouble in Prozac-paradise.
Is there anything against copying? For centuries artists learned the craft by copying their predecessors or masters. This so called “imitatio” was seen as a virtue. Not even so long ago Dutch academy of arts students also were drawing antique plasterfigures. Whether this led to any profoundness is questionable. It does lead to craftmanship. In Asia this practice still holds and it is the goal for the pupil to imitate his master perfectly. We perceive this as uninteresting , but does the West not go to far by overemphasizing originality? In the history of music it is also common place to vary on existing material. Bach also used themes by his predecessors, Strawinsky as well, while contemporary composers like Tavener and Pärt reach back for the middle ages . Within the world of design leading designers practice nothing else. The Tolomeo-lamp by Lucchi/ Fassina, meanwhile a designclassic is an interpretation of he prewar folding-arm lamp. Philippe is inspired by streamlining from the thirties.
Jasper Morrison continues on the Italians from the Interbellum, while Konstantin Grcic followed initially Gerrit Rietveld, later on Eileen Gray. Joe Colombo and the peers from his generation seem to be the great example for the Bouroullec brothers. Compared to much contemporary Dutch design. I find this work many times more sensuous and wittier.
The correct question is perhaps: how sensitive and intelligent must one copy to prevent imitations
from becoming common and uninteresting? Van Beek regards copying as a phenomenon of our time and as a designer one has to do something with it! Van Beek: “ The last years the copying of images developed from VHS-videotape via DVD-disc to present-day KAZAA. The last is in effect again qualitatively a retrogressive step. The colors are often more hazy, the images more comprimated.
The Ripp Off-series is in that regard like KAZAA. In Asia brand merchandise is being very skilfully reproduced on a large scale. In China a new city has even been named USA so that they can write on imitations “ made in the USA”! Legally it is not allowed, but everyone is doing it , so why should it not be allowed with vases? Also he is of the opinion that the “big names” are doing it just as well, only designcritics hardly ever punch through this. Van Beek: “ Maarten Baas burns furniture, Alessandro Mendini already did this in 1974, Marcel Wanders loothes the ninteenth century, which is not any news since Mendini’s Proust-chair, Richard Hutten imitates Berlage, Hella Jongerius archeological pottery and Viktor& Rolf imitate Martin Margiela. In Art it is allowed since Duchamp, Pop Art, Warhol and Koons. Then why not in designing? Besides Coco Chanel said that the ultimate compliment one can get is being copied.
Is it really so simple? It seems like Van Beek is confusing citing and copying. The last one can not do unpunished in the Arts. As soon as artists really steal, commotion immediately follows.
Think of the several affaires concerning Rob Scholten and the countless fake Picasso’s, Appels et cetera. One can cite something or someone, but then one is expected to do something with it, to add a form, a comment, to add a vision. That is my problem with many contemporary artists and designers. They are using again all sorts of forms from the seventies a new, but remain stuck in soulless imitations, that have no connection to the present whatsoever.
And what does Van Beek think for example of Ikea and Jan des Bouvrie who sometimes unconcernedly plagarize products ? They earn well whilst he original risk-taking producer is left in the cold. When the German manufacturer of furniture Moormann recently went to court for two years because the Swedish furniture manufacturer had stolen an idea it almost ruined him. Van Beek: “There is no false pretence behind Ikea. It is what it is, for “the masses”. Jan des Bouvrie strongly reminds me of the Prozacian ambiance f the Oprah Winfrey show. I do not dissaprove of it and view it rather as an instrument phenomenon; he caters to a certain need.”
Just like No-sign-of design-Richard Hutten as a designer Van Beek wants to operate as anominously as possible and add no new shapes. There already is plenty. Where Hutten often does tread into the designtrap, Van Beek is looking for hybrides. He screws for example an Overtoom bucket seat onto the undercarriage of an Eames-chair. The result is convincing: Leen Bakker meets El Croquis, a middleway between design gallery and recycling shop. Van Beek wants to turn design into a mass product , to “mass-producesize” and describes his work as uplifted mediocrity. He saws up Oisterwijk occasional tables into a smart nest of small tables , in which the massive oak becomes visible again. He admires this furniture because of their honest, realistic functionalism: they are strong and fulfill the demand of the market. He prefers this furniture which is itself , to designers who “improve upon” this furniture like Marcel Wanders or Jurgen Bey. Does he not follow the same procedure?
Original Van Beek is not for his work is completely on a par with the by Viktor Papanek ( design for the real world ) stimulated do-it yourself designing, the car tyre sofas of Des-in (1975), or the poetic, early work of Ron Arad, Tom Dixon, Jasper Morrison, Tejo Remy, Piet Hein Eek. Originality is not his goal. Designing is simple: everybody can do it, without workshop and without subsidies. Just like the by him admired Jan Schoonhoven, Van Beek works simply at home behind his computer. He tries not to be dependend on subsidies, but rather makes a living in a call centre.
His latest project is ambitious and costly. In he footsteps of popartist Allen Jones, whose lively combination of eroticism and furniture once made him decide to become a designer. Van Beek wants to make a variation on his SM-furniture of 1969. He wants to remake them, not with women, but with Fassbinder and Von Trier actor Udo Kier in the lead part. Through a computer-controlled program he is going to cast him in polyester. Kier is interested, but the process is expensive. That is going to be a lot of phone calls.